Cockslap of the Century. (An Angry Tumblr Blog)

Gamer. Nerd. Star Wars fan. Connoisseur of Mt. Dew. Anime Freak. Asshole. Genius. Computer Technician, Derby Girl. Promiscuous.

I had long hair, and i chopped it off. Now I change the color of it every month..

I love music.

I hate being awkward, but I am anyways.

I am a keyboard warrior.

I prefer robots to humans.

Grammar is important, intelligence is a turn on to me.

I am on a roller derby team and I love it.

I always speak before I think, most of it is not suitable for children.

I post lots of porn, because I love porn. So expect it.